We’ve finally cracked it. The real reason behind NDIS decisions? It’s not policy. It’s not legislation. It’s the power trips.
Somewhere in the NDIA, a bunch of executives have been popping back-to-back power trips like they’re breath mints, and honestly? The side effects are brutal:
💊 Distorted Reality: “We don’t deny supports—we just create an obstacle course so impossible that you give up before we have to say no!”
💊 Memory Loss: “Axel? Never heard of him. Severe intellectual disability? Nope, just autism. What do you mean we approved access for everything?”
💊 Paranoia: “People keep demanding the funding we said they had! They must be plotting something!”
💊 Delusions of Grandeur: “I am the ultimate decision-maker. I know more than doctors, specialists, and actual reality.”
💊 Impulse Control Issues: “Let’s fund continence aids but classify them as alternative therapy. No one will question that.”
💊 Detachment from Humanity: “Your surgery? Not my problem. Just plan your entire life around our completely unrealistic requirements.”
💊 Hallucinations: “We’re making the scheme more efficient! Participants are thriving! Everything is fine!” (Narrator: Everything is not fine.)
Now it all makes sense. They’re not running a disability support system—they’re trapped in an endless loop of power trips, making random decisions just to see how far they can push people before they break.
Someone please get these executives some help—or at least get them to come down long enough to approve a single support without making it a bureaucratic horror show.
#NDISTripReport
#SideEffectsMayIncludeDenial
#PowerTrippingPolicyMakers
#WhenBureaucratsLoseTouchWith
