Axel was thrilled to learn that the NDIS had agreed to fund his continence aids. Finally! A sensible decision! A rare victory!
But then… disaster struck.
When he went to get reimbursed for the continence aids he purchased from a registered provider, the NDIS hit him with the shocking revelation:
❌ Sorry, continence aids are actually “alternative therapy.” ❌
…Wait. What?!
Was Axel supposed to meditate on them?
Did they have hidden healing properties he wasn’t aware of?
Were they imbued with celestial energy from the high-ranking officials who made this decision?
The confusion was overwhelming. But then, Axel had a lightbulb moment.
💡 If continence aids are “alternative therapy,” that means they can be marketed as a luxury item! 💡
Introducing… Axel’s High-Fashion Adaptive Handbags! 🎉
NDIS Haute Couture – The Continence Collection!
The LeakProof Luxe™ – A Statement Piece for Executives on the Go!
The Absorbent Clutch™ – Because Sometimes a Little Extra Protection is Necessary!
The Brief Briefcase™ – For Those Who Work Hard but Can’t Get Their Invoices Paid!
Perfect for:
NDIA Executives who want to experience the magic of alternative therapy while dodging accountability!
Corporate CEOs who want to look like they care about disability but prefer their supports to be aesthetic!
Government officials who want to redirect funding from actual support to “awareness campaigns.”
Axel now suspects that the NDIA isn’t failing him at all—they’re actually mentoring him into the world of high-end disability fashion. What a privilege!
Coming soon: The Adaptive Fashion Gala, featuring models walking the runway in NDIS-approved support items repurposed into luxury goods! ✨
Axel would like to thank the NDIA for their visionary support of disabled entrepreneurship.
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#HighEndDisability
#ContinenceIsCouture
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#NDISAlternativeLogic
#WearYourSupportsBecauseYouCantUseThem
