Breaking news! Scientists have finally confirmed what Axel has known all along—the gut and brain are connected! That’s right, a groundbreaking study has unveiled that the vagus nerve transmits signals between the gut and brain, influencing everything from mood to inflammation.
Axel would like to take a moment to thank medical science for catching up. He’s been operating as a human barometer for years—predicting storms with his vagus nerve, economic downturns with his NDIS funding, and bureaucratic gaslighting with his gut.
The NDIA could have just asked him and saved a fortune on research. But no, they were too busy rejecting continence aid claims and sending bureaucratic drones to lurk on social media.
And let’s talk about real-world applications. If my gut can talk to my brain, why can’t the NDIA talk to each other? Why does a single funding request require 17 internal emails, three case conferences, and a tribunal hearing?
Maybe I should get my vagus nerve on the payroll—at least it knows how to send a direct signal without requiring six months of supporting documentation.
#TrustTheGut
#ScienceCatchesUpToAxel
#NDIACommunicationStillMoreMysteriousThanTheVagusNerve
#NDIS
#Disability
