Word on the street (well, in Axel’s house, but details, details) was that an actual NDIS director (not a fake LinkedIn profile, we checked) reached out. Support coordination reinstated! Talks of settlement! For a moment, it looked like Axel could finally return to revolutionizing accessibility, making his fortune, and generally being a legend.
But alas… it is now past 7 PM. The generous deadline extension Axel granted has passed, and no sign of life from the NDIA.
So, instead of raking in billions with his AI-backed UX genius and Avatar, Axel is once again forced to pause his empire to perform the bureaucratic fight-for-your-life dance.
Let’s be real—what exactly is the strategy here?
❌ Ignore Axel and hope he just… forgets?
❌ Wait for him to achieve inner peace through pure exhaustion?
❌ Hope he’s too busy building a support coordination system out of LEGO to follow up?
News flash: Axel never forgets. Axel never gets tired. Axel just gets LOUDER.
So, fire up the PR machine. Get the media on speed dial. Dust off the auto-reject button. Axel is back in battle mode.
And if his time is wasted, rest assured he will waste ten times that amount of time making sure the entire internet knows about it.
🔊 NDIS, you’ve got 24 hours before Axel starts making memes about you. Don’t make him do it.
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